
Johnny Monroe
Novelist * Essayist * Satirist * Poet *
‘Uniting a multitude of sins, from the sacred to the profane’
I know why I’m here and I know who I am - novelist, essayist, satirist, poet. It says so above, so it must be true. However, the world is not so sure. Sometimes I go by other names. Am I one of those characters that used to be routinely mentioned on ‘Crimewatch’ - one of those ‘Mr Monroe is also sometimes known as…’ villains? Perhaps I should hand the matter over to the appropriate authorities…
If you’ve been affected or aroused by any of this evidence, call our helpline on 01-811 8055 and speak in confidence to one of our untrained counsellors between the hours of 3.32am and 7.57am Saturday-Monday.
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